I wanna hypnotize you, Baby, on the telephone...
Ah it's a random Eryn post!
I should say random Eryn things!
Kinky!
Penguin!
Love!
Penguin love?! Love of the penguins! Tis like March of the Penguins...with loooove!
Can you feel the love tonight?! The...PENGUIN...love?!
Coughity cough cough
Germ fest! Coughing is a germ fest! Not GERM-X, mind you. GERM FEST! Tis the arch-enemy of Germ-X
Penguin tribe of penguin love!
Big tap dancing pimps!
Big tap dancing MIME pimps!
ERYN, MIME PIMP!
Always keeping the pimp hand strong!
Woot woot woot
What kind of a rollercoaster is a love rollercoaster? I hope it's not like the old Megazeph at the former Six Flags New Orleans. Because that's like a love rollercoaster of CRAP.
Crap, I say!
I have a joke for you guys!
You ready for this...?
You know you're all like, "Ahh I do believe that the eternal death of my soul shall swiftly be upon me if Eryn is not to speak of this joke in a time that is soon!"
Actually more like, "So..yeah...what's the joke?"
(Whenst I'm typing fast, I almost screw up 'eternal' and 'internal'. That's very much so not the same things. Not at all. Because if someone's in the hospital and they ask the doctor what's wrong with them and the doctor says "Eternal bleeding" that's WAY different. Or if you're saying you love someone and you're like, "I love you internally." LOL For some reason that makes me laugh. *Note to Chris* I love you internally. Hehehehe :D )
Hmmmm....maybe I shouldn't tell you! I'll let the anticipation build up until you're freaking out and then have like a joke ambush! Crouching tiger, hidden joke!
Ok ok, I'd never do that to you guys (*raises eyebrow* Those who know be better know that I definitely would but anywayses that's not the point *raises OTHER eyebrow* Or is it...?)
What language does a billboard speak?
....You ready for this...?
This is a very random post but anywho.
Candace got AIM!
Aaand...is not on...
Beep
Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep
(If you turn your head sideways, tis a pyramid of Beep!)
SIGN LANGUAGE!
AHHHHH! Get it?! Sign language...because...it's.....a sign....!
That took so long to get out the punch line that you probably forgot the joke.
Tootles
I should say random Eryn things!
Kinky!
Penguin!
Love!
Penguin love?! Love of the penguins! Tis like March of the Penguins...with loooove!
Can you feel the love tonight?! The...PENGUIN...love?!
Coughity cough cough
Germ fest! Coughing is a germ fest! Not GERM-X, mind you. GERM FEST! Tis the arch-enemy of Germ-X
Penguin tribe of penguin love!
Big tap dancing pimps!
Big tap dancing MIME pimps!
ERYN, MIME PIMP!
Always keeping the pimp hand strong!
Woot woot woot
What kind of a rollercoaster is a love rollercoaster? I hope it's not like the old Megazeph at the former Six Flags New Orleans. Because that's like a love rollercoaster of CRAP.
Crap, I say!
I have a joke for you guys!
You ready for this...?
You know you're all like, "Ahh I do believe that the eternal death of my soul shall swiftly be upon me if Eryn is not to speak of this joke in a time that is soon!"
Actually more like, "So..yeah...what's the joke?"
(Whenst I'm typing fast, I almost screw up 'eternal' and 'internal'. That's very much so not the same things. Not at all. Because if someone's in the hospital and they ask the doctor what's wrong with them and the doctor says "Eternal bleeding" that's WAY different. Or if you're saying you love someone and you're like, "I love you internally." LOL For some reason that makes me laugh. *Note to Chris* I love you internally. Hehehehe :D )
Hmmmm....maybe I shouldn't tell you! I'll let the anticipation build up until you're freaking out and then have like a joke ambush! Crouching tiger, hidden joke!
Ok ok, I'd never do that to you guys (*raises eyebrow* Those who know be better know that I definitely would but anywayses that's not the point *raises OTHER eyebrow* Or is it...?)
What language does a billboard speak?
....You ready for this...?
This is a very random post but anywho.
Candace got AIM!
Aaand...is not on...
Beep
Beep Beep
Beep Beep Beep
Beep Beep
Beep
(If you turn your head sideways, tis a pyramid of Beep!)
SIGN LANGUAGE!
AHHHHH! Get it?! Sign language...because...it's.....a sign....!
That took so long to get out the punch line that you probably forgot the joke.
Tootles
posted by The Lady Punch at 6:37 PM
1 Comments:
So many times I called your house
Just to hear the tone
And though I knew you weren't home
I didn't mind so much 'cause I'm so alone
I want to hypnotize you baby
On the telephone
The White Stipes are uber-funky and coolicious
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