And thus...The Kenny G Joke

From Stephen King's Cell

" 'Him or Kenny G,' Tom said. 'You know what Kenny G said when he got off the elevator, don't you?'

'No,' Clay said, 'but I'm sure you'll tell me'

''Man! This place rocks!'"

I'm sorry but I found that completely funny for some unknown reason. I was in class and I just started snickering like, "Ha! I get it!". It's most funkadelic.


From Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Book Two City of Night

"' You know who used to scare me when I was a little kid? Snuggle the Bear.'

'Do I know Snuggle?'

'In those TV ads for that fabric softener. Somebody would say how soft their robe was or their towels, and Snuggle the teddy bear would be hiding behind a pillow or creeping around under a chair, giggling.'

'He was just happy that people were pleased.'

'No, it was a maniacal little giggle. And his eyes were glazed. And how did he get in all those houses to hide and giggle?'

'You're saying Snuggle should have been charged with B and E?'

'Absolutely. Most of the time when he giggled, he covered his mouth with one paw. I always thought he didn't want you to see his teeth.'

'Snuggle had bad teeth?" she asked.

'I figured they were rows of tiny vicious fangs he was hiding. When I was maybe four or five, I used to have nightmares where I'd be in bed with a teddy bear, and it was Snuggle, and he was trying to chew open my jugular and suck the lifeblood out of me."'

From Dean Koontz's Frankenstein: Book Two City of Night

"Harker nodded, downed half his drink, and said, 'Like Winnie the Pooh wants to be a real bear.'

'No. Pooh is delusional. He already thinks he's a real bear. He eats honey. He's afraid of bees.'

'Does Pinocchio become a real boy?'

Father Duchane said, 'After a lot of struggle, yes.'

'That's inspiring,' Harker decided."

Anyways, school sucked supremely today. I'm miserably bored and lonely. Spent most of the day trying to bury myself in Stephen King's Cell, which is very good. I'm about halfway finished it and I started this morning. That's the good thing about social isolation---you get your reading and your thinking done.