Some of me and my friend's current inside jokes....

"You know what they say about guys who have small feet........... they also have small....SHOES!" -Candace

"And the little girls were riding around on their bikes screaming and.......OH............now I get it. I'm messed up" -Christian

"Christian, are you really secure in your manhood or gay?" -Me

"People who know you hate you too." -Wendell (so mean; I was mad at him.)

Wendell: "Yeah, he takes people who are really big and makes them look really small" Me: "Or he takes people who are really small and make them look really big." (Then what Christian said on the bus that I cannot put because Wendell will kill me.)

LOL We are so wrong.

"Is it third base?" -Christine "Say it again!" -Christian "What, third base?" -Christine "Yeah, say it again!" -Christian

"Yeah, I'm smoking...it makes me look like one of those high school kids." -Wendell "Wait a minute.......you are in high school!" -Me "That's the whole point, Eryn." -Wendell

"I have two Jacks" -Me "Those are called fish hooks." -Candace "FEEESH HOOOOOKS?" -Me

THE PIE INCIDENT OMG LOL

I (heart) GENERIC PRODUCTS.

"Christian, come with me." -Me "No...he's tall and I am short and I don't want to get hurt." -Christian "Come on....he's a gentle giant!" -Me

We were on Wendell's case like the whole day....and it was pretty fun. LOL But I must apologize to him because I was just joking and I don't think that he knows that I was just joking because he was mad at me on and off the whole day. (But it was funny....LOL) He wrote on my new pants and stained them with pen. In second period, he was mad at me until I was mad at him and then he was trying to get me not-mad again. (You tell someone you hate them and then write on their new pants and yeah they will get mad at you. Duh Wendell LOL)

In Dunn's class we wrote all over the board, I learned that every single one of my friends really hates me, and we just spazzed out.

You can't spell BOLOGNA without singing the Oscar Mayer song. LOL It's really addictive.

Sporks.....they hold the universe together. Just think about it. It's a spoon AND a fork both in one! That is so cool; how can you not see the genius in that? No one really understands and appreciates the complexity of sporks....