The Most Boringest Weekend....(And yes, I know that isn't grammatically correct!)

This weekend was pretty much very boring. Yesterday, I woke up and discovered that my cousin was possibly coming over. Then I told my mom I would rather die than have her come over. (Last time she was over, she took my cell phone hostage and tried to call every guy in my address book....NOT FUN! Then, when I was on the phone with one of my friends, I went upstairs to talk and get a little privacy, you know, and, since I heard her coming up the stairs, I locked myself in the room. I figured that would stop her and send the message "Hey leave me alone for a minute", right? No, she tried to break down the door. Seriously. I have witnesses.... ) So anyway, I was online like almost all of yesterday talking to people and being harassed by my cousin. ("When are you gonna know if I can come over?" "Tell your mom to call my mom" "Eryn! I wanna come over") So anywayz, then we drove out to NO East to switch cars with my dad so we wouldn't have to drive around in the huge blue/gray St. Margaret's van. LOL Then, we went to Blockbuster and some trading card/comic book store because my brother wanted to go look at Pokemon cards. (Yeah that gets old really quickly....LOL) I was going to go buy a CD because I finally had enough money, but then I was thinking about it and I realized that I had no clue which CD to buy and I just couldn't choose so I actually saved my money and it didn't spend it the same day. LOL (Which, in case you didn't know, is unusual for me) Yeah so then I went home and watched Meet the Fockers, which was funny and really good for a sequel since a lot of sequels suck and can not even be compared to the first one. Yeah let's see.....then I was harassed by my cousin some more and talked to more people online. Then, thank God, my dad came home and said that she could come but he didn't have any gas in the car to go pick her up and her mom said she didn't have any gas in the car to bring her, so YES! She couldn't come. Which I know must sound really unbelievably cruel to you guys, but you have never met my cousin. Once you meet her, you completely understand my reasoning. LOL And she was IMing me and she is like "I can't come over! This sucks!" And I am like "I know!" and I am sitting there thinking "No, it doesn't." LOL But anyways then I sat talking to different people on the phone from 8 to like 9:30. Then at around 9:45, Candace called and we sat there talking about how bored we were and we decided we were gonna go get some coffee. So she and her mom came and picked me up and we got there and got our coffee and there was NO ONE there so it was kind of creepy and we wanted to be loud, but we couldn't. LOL Then we were sitting there playing poker and I was like, "I have two Jacks." And Candace goes, "Those are called fish hooks" And then we started saying "Fish hooks" in this really funny voice and we almost died laughing. LOL Then I was sitting there drinking my coffee and Candace pulls this box of candy out of purse that is like so small and she is like "Have you ever had these before?" And for some unknown reason I found that hilarious so I just choked on my coffee and started laughing and then she started laughing and that was like the funniest thing that happened. Then we got in the car to leave and we were talking in the voice of Fran Drescher from The Nanny and that was pretty funny because I can do the laugh and I said something she always says on the show and it was just so retarded that you kind of had to laugh. LOL Then I went home and went to sleep LOL Fun, huh? Yeah, you kind of had to be there to understand the complex comedic qualities of the stupid things we did. LOL And today I woke up and sat in bed for like an hour wishing the air conditioner would turn off but I didn't feel like going downstairs to go turn it off. After I finally got up, I still didn't turn off the air. LOL I just got dressed and came downstairs to watch James and the Giant Peach on HBO. Then the rest of the family (minus Destinee who spent the night at her mom's house) got up and everyone was getting aggravated with my dad because he is in such a bad mood because he is like craving his cigarettes but he can't have them because he is like a heart attack waiting to happen. So anyways, then I went with my mom and my brother to my mom's work to go bring someone something (oh how perceptive I am LOL), then we went to Wal Mart and I bought a CD and saw someone from last year, but I don't think he recognized me since I am really different. I was going to buy this cool CD case thing with a lock, but the sign in front of it LIED and it was really $13 instead of $6. I wasn't exactly happy about that but oh well. I mean I had the money but I wasn't sure I wanted to spend all of it on that. LOL Then we went to Winn Dixie and since we never go there it was weird being in there. (The only store that is extremely close to my house is the only store that we never really go to.) Then I came home and....yeah. LOL That's pretty much it. I was like on the computer the greater part of my weekend. Hopefully next weekend will be more interesting than me sitting at home. LOL Here are some random shout outs that I just feel like putting:
Candace: Fish hooks! Courtesy wave! "Have you ever had these before?" OMG So funny!
Melissa: Bendy straws are called bendy straws because they're bendy. Oh yeah. I am super smart. LOL
Christian: Hehehe....your mom ate the last bite of the French toast. LOL You looked so beautiful on Friday in your dresses. And lipstick and eyeliner! LOL
Wendell: Last day of school: you, Candace, me, hair gel, make up. LOL It's gonna be fun! LOL
Devin: So mean, leaving your cousin to fend for himself with that dog! LOL You with your snazzy jazzy i-pod..... and go to Taco Bell next time! LOL
Hhhhmmm.....any other shout outs that I should put in here? None that I can think of....If you want me to put a shout out to you or something just tell me....I am only really putting the people who occasionally look at this blog. LOL. It's like a bribe: go to the blog, be recognized in a shout out. LOL Well not really because a lot of people don't care if they are mentioned in a shout out or not. LOL
Why are there no smileys on blogs? I was planning on ending this post with a smiley and I look up and *GaSp* no smileys! How can they do this to an unsuspecting public? The internet population is dependant on smileys! Why, I ask you, why? LOL Okay, don't mind me. Hyper moment there. Yeah.....yepp......yes.......uh huh.....yea......LOL Okay, I am going to shut up before I scare away all my blog-viewer-people. LOL Until later.....