Mini Muffin Pans: The Chronicles of Eryn

Hehehe, yes I am totally aware that the title of this post makes no sense. LOL But doesn't that sound awesome? I was in Wal Mart and saw mini muffin pans and I was like "OMG....MINI MUFFIN PANS!" LOL Didn't ya'll just miss the psychotic ramblings? NO NEED TO ANSWER THAT...

Let's see, what to say? It's not like nothing has happened.........actually a lot has happened. I just, as always, don't know where to start it all off.

I suppose I could begin with this: After just beginning to get life back together..somewhat normal....after Katrina, in a small town outside of Lafayette, I get another surprise: Rita. Yeah, my thoughts for this one were basically: I did this once, I can do it again, SO BRING IT! LOL Yeahhh Thursday in school, they came over the PA and said that at noon we would be released from school because our parish had a mandatory evacuation because Rita had shifted more towards the East. I was in Algebra, I threw my head back, and listened to the poor people who were so unaware talk about how happy they were that they got to get out of school. I could not believe that, I, too, was once so oblivious. I listened to one girl talk about how all she was taking was her massive amount of clothes....because of my bad mood, I pretty much bit her head off and told her to forget the clothes and take her photos and memories. Needless to say....she didn't really listen. LOL I felt bad because the day we had to evacuate was my brother's birthday, and it was totally shot. I could go into the looooooong stories about my evacuation, but all I am going to say is that I spent one night in the car behind a gas station in Alexandria, one night at this camp in Natchez, and one night in the car at a truck station in some remote town I dunno what it's called....Oh and my new school is flooded....so I can't go back there. AHHH


Hmm.....mini muffin pans are just so awesome. Because...in them....you can cook muffins...that are like...mini....WOOOAH. LOL Wow I am having a spaztastic moment!

Chris P. and I figured out how the world is going to end. The world shall implode, and when it does, the meaning of life that was going to be written on the end of my yellow shoelace will appear in the sky, and the only people that will be left alive shall by ninjas and nuns, and a great war shall begin. The ninjas will be all like "Huwah! Karate chop!" and the nuns will pull out rulers and smack the crap out of the ninjas....and the ninjas will be like "ouch!" and then it will be like........."OH IT'S ON!" LOL

"My teacher said that I bring the hurricanes with me wherever I go. I don't believe that! That's not true.....now, if I move to like Wyoming and some massive freak hurricane shows up there.....that's just different"
LOL

I have already decided how I am going to be married. When I find the right guy, here's how it's going to be: we are going to be married in Canadia during a freak blizzard, in the middle of the street, like Phoebe's wedding in Friends. I will be wearing a trench coat, with a plain white dress underneath, and the rest of the guests will be forbidden to wear trench coats. The song that the bride and groom dance to will NOT be slow. Chris MIGHT be my DJ....MAYBE. It all depends on...oh, nevermind. ;-) LOL

I tripped and twisted my ankle. It's very ouchish. LOL And the sad part is...I tripped over shoes...running out the back door....I don't know whose shoes they were...but when I find out....yeeeeah, I will probably do nothing, but it's so fun to sound threatening. LOL

I wrote a poem on text messaging. I am so serious, I sat there, and I was trying to send this meaningful text message to someone...and then this poem just came out. LOL It took a long time to get on there...and I have no clue why I did it....I guess I was just feeling it. It's kind of crazy...

Crap...I touched my cat and I smell like Advantage flea medicine. That's not cool. LOL

I should so include an awesome song...which one? Which one? Hmm......For those about to rock? ...AHHH HELL YEAH!

We roll tonight
To the guitar bite

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to recieve
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's alight with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to rock - fire BOOM!

We salute you
Shoot, shoot
We salute you
(Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.)

If you think that songs awesome, you gotta hear it live. IT'S SO AWESOME. The AC/DC LIVE IN CONCERT 2 DISC COLLECTOR'S EDITION CD THINGIE. OMG....JUST...OMG.

So let's see...hmmm...what else, what else? There is so much to say...my brain is malfunctioning! Goodness....LOL

Oh....my.........GOODNESS....DR. PEPPER ICEES....did any know they made them?? Well, if not, at this little Exxon station in Delcambre, they sell Dr. Pepper icees. WOW. I was addicted....but uh....that gas station like...flooded....and now I am having serious withdrawals. I dunno how to drive to the post office, I dunno how to get to my school, but I DO KNOW how to get to the place that once made the Dr. Pepper icees.

On Friday night, my family and I will be driving out to Metairie to spend the night with my dad's parents. On Saturday, my parents will be going out to Chalmette....I know there is nothing to salvage...I suppose this is just closure. I wish I could go....dammit. Hopefully, I can meet up with Christian or Melissa (both?) because I miss both of them sooo much! I miss everyone so much....but good things have come out of this....like knowledge......appreciation......new friends......the ability to realize that there are still good people in the world.....yeah...

I suppose I can just start over now. I suppose some would consider that a good thing. Being able to go to a new town.....get a new reputation.....rule a new school....find a million new ways to spaz.....find new friends......find new crushes...new experiences and such. But...I AM STILL AT LEAST 110% CHALMATTIAN FOREVER....

Oh and here is another song for you. It's Eve 6, so you know it's awesome. I love this song sooo much...right next to "Turn Up the Radio", it's my ANTHEM!

One thousand faces all look the same
They're all so boring mild and tame
Contaminate him knock off his glasses
Teach him to tamper with the cloning process

Pardon me sir can I ask you a favor
Make me a cowboy like my next door neighbor
Pardon me sir can I use your eraser
To remove my brain of unconventional nature

Take my tongue
It's cocked and loaded
The board has dubbed you special student
Sit alone sweat in silence
We don't tolerate defiance

One thousand paces lead to the gate
They're all so mild sedate
You hear me say this don't make any sense
As I hop up and over the fence

Hooked on nicotine and phonics
Fun like macro economics
Still and quiet like they taught us
Fun like macro economics

Vigilante thoughts and a cheap guitar
I am my own movie star
I don't know you I don't want to
I don't know you I don't want to


How can you not love Eve 6? Well.....the only other person besides me who knows about them is Chris....and we know that we can have an IM conversation just sending the lyrics of "I Miss You" by Blink 182 back and forth. LOL