Some stuff...
Here are some quotes that I found that just struck me so I thought I would put them on my blog to share them with you...
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.
"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
"Treat everyone the same, till you find out they're an idiot."
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
Love will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly.
If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!
No one is a failure if they have friends
No matter what you do there will be critics...
You never see the bad days in a photo album but it’s those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next.
The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future (I know I already put this one but it's just so awesome because I think this sort of describes how I feel with some people and a lot that has happened in my life.)
The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory
Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door...LOL
You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough
A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult (To the guys: I'm sorry...I thought this funny...you guys know I love ya....LOL)
If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead." — Woody Allen.
"Ingredients as fresh as they were 27 years ago." — Slogan of the Biscuitville restaurant.
"Being pessimistic makes you a less hopeful person, but almost always a correct one." - Andy Bodine
"Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional."
"Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it."
"Think like you'll live forever, but live like you'll die tomorrow."
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement
Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand.
Borrow money from pessimists, they wont expect it back.
"It's best to keep computer nerds away from gun enthusiasts. Sooner orlater they will figure out what they have in common: 'point and click'"
"The worst way to miss someone is to be standing right next to them knowing you can't have them."''
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." - William Feather
Don't look at me in that tone of voice
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
Plan for the worst, and all your surprises are good ones.
That's all for now.....yeah....
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.
"Tradgedy is when i cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
"Treat everyone the same, till you find out they're an idiot."
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
Love will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly.
If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!
No one is a failure if they have friends
No matter what you do there will be critics...
You never see the bad days in a photo album but it’s those days that get us from one happy snapshot to the next.
The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future (I know I already put this one but it's just so awesome because I think this sort of describes how I feel with some people and a lot that has happened in my life.)
The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory
Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door...LOL
You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough
A woman has to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficult (To the guys: I'm sorry...I thought this funny...you guys know I love ya....LOL)
If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead." — Woody Allen.
"Ingredients as fresh as they were 27 years ago." — Slogan of the Biscuitville restaurant.
"Being pessimistic makes you a less hopeful person, but almost always a correct one." - Andy Bodine
"Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional."
"Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it."
"Think like you'll live forever, but live like you'll die tomorrow."
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement
Love is grand, Divorce 80 grand.
Borrow money from pessimists, they wont expect it back.
"It's best to keep computer nerds away from gun enthusiasts. Sooner orlater they will figure out what they have in common: 'point and click'"
"The worst way to miss someone is to be standing right next to them knowing you can't have them."''
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." - William Feather
Don't look at me in that tone of voice
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
Plan for the worst, and all your surprises are good ones.
That's all for now.....yeah....
posted by The Lady Punch at 6:36 PM
1 Comments:
Well I am trying to get in touch with you to see if you want to come to my house tonight. So you wanna come over?? LOL
Quote approval from Christian!
I like the one:
Around here, we put the FUN in dysFUNctional.
Or something like that. LOL
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