Funny Quotes And Stuff
*Quotes and Stuff That I Happened to Find Interesting*
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
Friends will help you when you fall, best friends laugh and trip you again.(My fav...)
Rock is dead....long live paper and scissors!
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs.
Girls are like phones. They like the be held onto and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected!
A friend is someone who knows all there is to know about you, and still loves you anyway.
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. (LOL Well, a lot of them....LOL)
When someone puts 'unknown' at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell 'anonymous'.
Suburbia...where they cut down trees and names streets after them.
Guys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright.
"Excuse me....have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it...."
The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future
Its okay to kiss a fool, and let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you.
He/she who laughs last thinks the slowest...
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
Behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man there are two.
Doctors say that I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that.
Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have film.
Gravity always gets me down.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Unlike online, in reality, you can't hit the back button.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Who died and made you Darth Vader?
Why be normal?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You're just jealous because the voices only speak to me!
Your village called and they want their idiot back.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!
Friends will help you when you fall, best friends laugh and trip you again.(My fav...)
Rock is dead....long live paper and scissors!
Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs.
Girls are like phones. They like the be held onto and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected!
A friend is someone who knows all there is to know about you, and still loves you anyway.
Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. (LOL Well, a lot of them....LOL)
When someone puts 'unknown' at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell 'anonymous'.
Suburbia...where they cut down trees and names streets after them.
Guys are like lava lamps: fun to look at but not so bright.
"Excuse me....have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it...."
The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future
Its okay to kiss a fool, and let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you.
He/she who laughs last thinks the slowest...
All stressed out and nobody to choke!
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
Behind every successful man there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man there are two.
Doctors say that I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that.
Everyone has a photographic memory....some just don't have film.
Gravity always gets me down.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
Life's a bitch, then you die.
Unlike online, in reality, you can't hit the back button.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Who died and made you Darth Vader?
Why be normal?
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You're just jealous because the voices only speak to me!
Your village called and they want their idiot back.
posted by The Lady Punch at 1:19 PM
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he/she who laughs last thinks slowest lol sometimes thats me evryone is laughing at something and then i finally get it 10 minutes later lol or i dont get it at all and i jus laugh lol o yea i get that (what) lol well nice collection of quotes i have some of my own i have to put more stuff on my website besides stuff i do cuz u do kno thats the best thing lol so interesting it could b a bestselling novel lol anyway ill comment more later again cuz youll make me lol and i kno u wont leave me alone til i do!
oops i did it twice cuz i clicked it first without changing it to anonymous and then i tried to hurry up and click anonymous lol it worked but now its on there twice lol well ttyl
never mind! lol it let me delete one of them lol im leavin a million comments on this thing
Hey you guys
Billal, Johnny Depp does not suck but thank you for saying I rock LOL
And Christian, you're niceness is as fake as the ham in the school cafeteria! AND YOU WERE PURPOSELY TRYING TO TRIP ME WITH YOUR BOOKBAG TODAY! I KNOW IT! LOL
Lies all lies!!!
You have no proof!!!!
I will win!!!!
Argh?
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